gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get potartz.
den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais “bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf” n he seys “no”.
gurl iz hertbrokn. <////3
gurl cried n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.
boi runs ova 2 her.
she ded </333333333
boi crie “i sed i no b ur bf…cuz i wona b ur husband!”
he screems n frows poptart @ wol….a bootiful diomand ring wus insyd.
REBLOG DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM
My fav story of all time :’(
Largest amount of swag I have ever witnessed
this nigga smoked the whole shit
tom was always the homie when it came down to rackin bitches.
How to lungcancer in style.
Why the hell are nipples so important? You could have all the boob you want hanging out, but if the nipple comes out all hell breaks loose.
Everyone’s just looking for reasons to wake up and get out of bed, some do it for nothing but a kiss, perhaps a cup of coffee, others have a harder time; no train to catch, no hand to hold, no reasons at all.
Day 1 Barcelona, Spain
1. People actually walk the dog
2. Eco-friendlinez ftw!
3. Hipsters. Hipsters everywhere
4. Tattoo’d legs. Its a thing.
5. Europeans. Y U So Fit?!
6. Cant tell if Spaniards or Chimneys. Cancer rate must be high with all the smokers.
7. Are haircuts free? Seems like everyone has perfect hair.
8. Body Odor is abundant :S
9. Gay people must have a hard time finding other gay people since everyone dresses….well pretty gay.
10. Weather <3
So this is the motherland. Its beautiful.